I'm Maggie, 18,
do not hold me responsible.
"Don't know, don't care,
don't think about it"

dick whisperer

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pemsylvania:

welcome to my crib sorry it’s a little small i’ve had it since I was a baby

kaciart:

another-side-o-me:

Meet Clyde…

I don’t know what I was expecting

iraffiruse:

WHO DIDN’T PUT THEIR TRAY-TABLE UP?

girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know
The floor is lava!

- Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via thisisthedroidyouarelookingfor)

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move tiny bitch get out the way

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