I'm Maggie, 18,
do not hold me responsible.
"Don't know, don't care,
don't think about it"

dick whisperer

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perel:

i do these when i dont know what to do

canadianprimeminister:

gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*

lesleylloyd:

quiteyours:

it gets me every time

EVERY. TIME

mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

hoho-eminosuke:

what if squidward was a rapper and after all of his songs he went “squid. word”

doglets:

there’s a thin line between word and world

coming out the womb: yas bitch you are giving me LIFE
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