I'm Maggie, 17,
do not hold me responsible.
"Don't know, don't care,
don't think about it"

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lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

I can show you the world.

haveabowlofwhore:

don’t ever let this die

bewbin:

bewbin:

Yoga? More like yo gonna eat that?

I’m sorry if this joke was a stretch

foodchewer:

gearfilledgoggles:

foodchewer:

I hate people that turn left

it’s just.. not right. 

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pantspantspantspantspants:

unabating:

Archaeologists digging on a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche.

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thevoicecalledcheesecake:

I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins.

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