I'm Maggie, 18,
do not hold me responsible.
"Don't know, don't care,
don't think about it"
A masochist is someone who came out to get attacked and honestly is having such a good time right now
I saw this post in Facebook with the caption “apparently Mac supports windows” and I cried
My friend asked me to walk down the stairs while he filmed me and it was the best decision I made all month.
you: that is a nice ass shirt
me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.