I'm Maggie, 18,
do not hold me responsible.
"Don't know, don't care,
don't think about it"

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onlylolgifs:

Sugar Glider Eating Yogurt

angrybagel:

“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet 

spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

crumpetseeds:

youre-such-a-heavenly-view:

therothwoman:

helllabovee:

itsbr1ttanybitch:

EVERYTIME IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD I WATCH IT AND CRY BEST VIDEO

ITS BACK THANK YOU GOD

This video is a gift.

I want what she’s having.

it’s always better than i remember it

psyducked:

bout to take the ride of my life

hobolunchbox:

When I first heard a Lego movie was coming out, I pretty much imagined this.

lord-kitschener:

clestroying:

clestroying:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

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d0nn0:

d0nn0:

i wrote a song about a tortilla

actually its more of a wrap

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