I'm Maggie, 18,
do not hold me responsible.
"Don't know, don't care,
don't think about it"

dick whisperer

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me: where do you live?
vegan: I'm a vegan


A masochist is someone who came out to get attacked and honestly is having such a good time right now


I saw this post in Facebook with the caption “apparently Mac supports windows” and I cried

My friend asked me to walk down the stairs while he filmed me and it was the best decision I made all month.


you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”


We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

Sirius: *Writing a letter to James*
Sirius: Deer James
Lily: It's Dear
Sirius: No it isn't


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